May 05, 2008 - 12:57 AM.

Mister Doggie

I want my son to be a rock star.

Post later on his Johnny-Cash-like form with his DoodleBops guitar, but for now let it suffice to say that he has written his first song, entitled, "Mistah Doggie." (The lyrics are, "Mistah Doggie Mistah Doggie Misssstah Doggie Misssstah Doggie.")

I know it is a rock-and-roll song, because, after singing the many verses of the song (all the verses are that same lyric, of course), he crescendos and speeds up until he is shouting "MISTATH DOGGIE MISTAH DOGGIE MISSSSTAH DOGGIEEEE-EEE-EEE YEAH! ALL RIGHT!"

Which is SO rock and roll.

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